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THIS IS JUST A JOKE, SO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SENSITIVE, DO NOT READ.
AGAIN, THIS IS JUST A JOKE.
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Use these whenever some Indian girl gets on your nerves, and knowing them, that is quite often. Indian Girl Jokes

Q: What do you call a Indian Girl with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a Indian girl, and a good looking Indian girl are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The Indian Girl.
why?
There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a good looking Indian girl.
Q: How do you drown a Indian girl?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What do Indian girls and dog poop have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q: How do you get a Indian girl to marry you?
A: Tell her you're a doctor.
Q: What is the difference between an Indian girl and jello?
A: Jello moves when you eat it.
Q: What is an Indian girl's ideal house?
A: One with no kitchen and bedroom.
Q: What is the difference between a goodlooking Indian girl and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What do you call a good looking Indian girl?
A: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: Why do Indian girls have legs?
A1: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A2: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: How do you get a Indian girl to laugh at a joke on Friday ?
A: Tell it to her on Monday.
Q: What can strike a Indian girl without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Indian girls?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call a Indian girl with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Q: Why did the Indian girl cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!?
Q: How do you confuse a Indian girl?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Did you here about the Indian girl who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What do you call a Indian girl in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why should Indian girls not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why do Indian girls work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What do you say to a Indian girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: How many Indian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A2: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's the difference between trash and a Indian girl?
A: Trash get picked up at least once.
Q: Why did the Indian girl only change her baby's diapers monthly?
A: The box said "For 20 pounds."
Q: How did the Indian girl try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why was the Indian girl proud to finish her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
A: The box said "2-4 years."
Q: How does a Indian girl do a high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: What's the difference between a Indian girl and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What is a Indian girl's favorite wine?
A: Dadddddy I waaaannnnt to go to Maaaimmmi
Q: What did the Indian girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: How does a Indian girl commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: What did the Indian girl say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: How do Indian girls' braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why didn't the Indian girl get a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: What do you get when you offer a Indian girl a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.