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Top 10 Courses For Athletes
10) Subtraction: addition's tricky pal

9) The first 30 pages of A Tale of Two Cities: Foundation of a Classic

8) Sandwich making (final project required)

7) Alumni owned Hotels, Restaurants and Car Dealerships: The Interlocking
Economy

6) Pre Law Seminar: The Age of Consent in the 50 States

5) The Denny's Menu: Recent Discoveries

4) The Bunny and the Wolf: Hand Shadow Workshop

3) Draw Winky

2) From First Love to Looker: The Films in which Susan Dey appears naked

1) The poetry of Hank Stram

Bad Golf
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud "FUCK, I missed!" each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it any more.

"Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you".

It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with "FUCK, I missed!!".

Again, the priest said "Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign".

It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud "FUCK, I missed!!".

A bolt of lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead.

Suddenly, a voice was heard in the clouds, "FUCK, I missed!!!"

The Young & Old Golfer
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay.

The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

College Football
A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class.

The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "What are you doing, wearing a football jersey?"

She replied, "Why, I bought it and own it, why shouldn't I wear it?"

He said, "You're not supposed to wear it unless you've made the team."

"Oh," she replied sweetly, "Who did I miss?"

'Da Jets
A guy walks into a bar with a dachsund under his arm. The dog is wearing a NY Jets jersey, helmet, and is festooned with Jets pom poms.

The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desparate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that they will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game begins with the Jets receiving the kickoff. They march downfield, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal.

With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving a high-five to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

"I don't know," replies the owner. "I've only had him for 4 years."